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I first drove a car at 150mph exactly 20 years ago. It was a Ferrari. I can
remember the anticipation as the toll booth barrier released me onto a
deserted French autoroute and I booted it. Its 3 litre V8 engine got me to
135mph fairly quickly but that last 15mph took an age. After howling at me
for what seemed like days, the engine finally pushed the speedo needle to
the magic ton-and-a-half mark.
I did 150mph again last week, but in rather different circumstances. This time
I was not in an Italian supercar but a 2 litre diesel saloon. Again it took
a long time, and I can’t vouch for the accuracy of its speedo, but what I do
know is that, given a sufficiently long stretch of road, the new BMW 320d
will comfortably reach 150mph. Twenty years ago you’d have struggled to find
a 2 litre diesel that would do 100mph.
Such is the pace of change in this industry in general and at BMW in
particular that with the new 3-series BMW finds itself in the curious
position of replacing a car that’s still the best in its class and selling
in massive numbers despite being six years old. Last year in Britain it
outsold the likes of the Vauxhall Vectra and Volkswagen Polo.
Although the coupé, touring and cabriolet models will continue until they’re
gradually superseded over the next two years, the new saloon will be in the
showrooms from March. It is slightly larger in every direction, considerably
less attractive and even more able than the car it replaces.
The showpiece of the new range is clearly the 320d. It will sell as many as
all the other 3-series models put together and, for the money, it offers the
best value.
In SE trim the 320d costs £24,390, or just £1,800 more than a similarly
specified 320i. Yet it offers more power (163bhp v 150bhp) and better
acceleration (0-62mph in 8.3sec v 9sec). It will also depreciate much more
slowly, but the killer is its fuel consumption: this car, which even BMW
says will do 140mph, will return around 50mpg. The petrol car can’t get
close to 40mpg.
These figures are extraordinary. A shame, then, that such a superlative engine
is fitted to such a disappointing looking car. It’s not ugly like the
1-series or 7-series. BMW couldn’t afford to risk doing anything radical to
a car responsible for 60% of its sales. If anything, it has been too
conservative. The car is bland on the outside, drab on the inside and a poor
shadow of its sleek looking predecessor. It looks like a committee car. When
I tested it in Spain it attracted very little attention, even after a couple
of hundred miles in and out of Spanish towns.
Once, I got stopped by the police. They had a good look over the car but even
after I had won them over and got chatting they seemed unaware they were in
the presence of perhaps the most important car to be launched in Europe this
year.
BMW has worked hard on the interior and has liberated more leg and shoulder
room in the back. Then again it has largely negated these advances by
reducing headroom. If you’re 6ft or more, the rear of the cabin will be as
off-limits as ever.
But owners of this, the fifth generation of the 3-series, will never sit in
the back and will care rather more about how it drives. And by its class
standards it is exceptional. Quicker and dramatically more refined than its
closest rival, the noisy Audi A4 2.0TDI, it rides and handles with more
aplomb, too. On the motorway the engine remains unobtrusive even at high
speeds and when the roads start to curve you’ll find the 3-series a more
willing partner than ever. There’s more grip, the steering is sharp and full
of feel and, in extremis, its manners are utterly impeccable.
The other 3-series I drove, the £28,455 330iSE, was slightly less impressive,
not least because BMW had chosen to fit it with its ghastly (and mercifully
optional) active steering system. This varies the steering’s gearing
according to road speed with the result that you never quite know how far
the car is going to turn when you move the wheel. But its new 3 litre 258bhp
engine is a masterpiece, hurling this staid-looking saloon to 62mph in
6.3sec. It would go past 155mph, too, were it not for electronic
intervention.
But the little diesel is the star and the only thing that really depresses me
is that it’s soon to become the weapon of choice for all those thousands of
neanderthal single males who currently use the 3-series as a guided missile
in their quest to get from one end of the motorway to the other faster than
anyone else. I can already hear the drooling.
BMW is not to be blamed for the excesses of its customers. Unlike its last
effort, the deeply disappointing 1-series, BMW has judged the 3-series if
not to perfection then certainly to a level damn near to it. It may look a
little dull inside and out, but do not let that mask the true significance
of the new 3-series: the finest small saloon in the world just got a whole
lot better.
Vital statistics
Model BMW 320d SE
Engine type Four-cylinder in line, 1995cc
Power/Torque 163bhp @ 4000rpm / 251 lb ft @ 2000rpm
Transmission Six-speed manual
Fuel/CO2 49.6mpg (combined) / 153g/km
Performance 0-62mph: 8.3sec / Top speed: 140mph (officially)
Price £24,390
Verdict The best small saloon in the world
Rating 4/5
The opposition
Model Mercedes C220 CDI Classic SE, £24,650
For Comfortable ride, good handling, frugality
Against Limited performance, too costly
Model Audi A4 2.0 TDI SE, £21,950
For Great-looking and beautifully built
Against Noisy engine, chassis not up to BMW's