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Each year as the evenings draw in and the nights turn cold, groups of unlikely
companions — hedge fund managers, sandwich shop owners, actors, journalists
— start poring over maps of France and holding secret meetings in wine bars.
It’s as though an invisible force is drawing them to the vineyards. They are
preparing for the annual Beaujolais Run, a 1,000-mile dash to rural France
and back to pick up the first bottles of Beaujolais Nouveau.
The run was the brainchild of Allan Hall, a Sunday Times writer who in 1972
issued a challenge to readers and fellow hacks to deliver the first bottle
of Beaujolais to his desk. The winner would win a case of wine and the
admiration of Fleet Street.
It’s grown into a popular fixture in the amateur motor sport calendar as well
as a handy way to stock up on Christmas booze. The Americans have
Thanksgiving. We have the Beaujolias Run. The start is usually on a grey,
rain-soaked racetrack in southern England where a former racing champion —
this year Damon Hill at Goodwood — turns up to act as starter. It’s hot
coffee, drivers’ briefing, bacon butties and atlases open on bonnets before
the flag comes down for the first leg to the Channel tunnel.
In the early years the race was all about speed, like a Gallic version of the
Dukes of Hazzard. French police, tipped off by their British counterparts,
lay in wait even though their Citroën DSs were no match for race-tuned
engines that sped down the autoroutes. Souped up Ford Cortinas and Vauxhall
Vivas vied with beautiful Lamborghinis and scrapheap monsters to reach the
tiny town of Beaujeu near Mâcon where the first bottles of Beaujolias were
uncorked at midnight (it’s an offence in France punishable by a £675 fine to
distribute the wine before the third Thursday in November). One year the run
was won by an RAF team in a Harrier jump jet — there was nothing in the
rules to ban aircraft, a loophole that’s been closed.
In recent years the run has become an unofficial part of the Season, sponsored
by Hackett, the clothing manufacturer, and Veuve Clicquot champagne, with
entries from top car makers including Ferrari, Aston Martin, Jaguar and
Citroën.
That doesn’t mean you need to be loaded to participate. Among the entries this
year was a clapped-out Rover 800 (it made it with only a blown fuse and
jammed window) and a couple of Minis that looked as though they’d escaped
from The Italian Job.
You need to raise £500 to enter and the expectation is that you will at least
double that in sponsorship. The money goes to the Great Ormond Street
Hospital Children’s Charity and the Down’s Syndrome Association (of which
Hill is patron). And unlike the big serious rallies, such as the
Paris-Dakar, you can do Beaujolais in three days and be back at your desk
for the Christmas party season.
But it’s more than just a booze cruise for charidee. It’s a little piece of
England. The entries are mostly classic sports cars with names like Pussy
Galore and the Beaujoladies. Not forgetting the unforgettable Penelope
Pitstops in their vintage Porsche 911. For the competitive part of the event
drivers must follow cryptic clues taking them along sat-nav defeating
backroads to find obscure landmarks and locations.
Of course the rules demand fancy dress. Hence you witness fully grown men
hopping out of convertibles in Scooby-Doo or Spider-Man costumes to get
directions from locals who wearily shake their heads knowing les Anglais
have arrived. The end point is a celebration in Beaujeu with street
musicians, a firework display and free wine flowing like water. Okay, so
Beaujolais Nouveau might not be the favourite of wine critics these days,
but, hell, it’s a great party.
The other attraction, of course, is the chance to the escape the
commute-work-commute treadmill during November. As well as freeing the mind
this sort of travel frees the right foot. Traffic densities in France are
roughly comparable to England 15 years ago. You crawl along the A27 heading
for the Channel tunnel, 35 minutes later you’re on the A26 speeding towards
Reims. The only time you need to stop is for coffee and fuel.
This year the run was won by two drivers dressed as James Bond driving a Lotus
Esprit. I was in a team with Jason Dawe. We came second from last (Dawe was
navigating, naturally) and narrowly avoided being awarded the wooden spoon.
But it didn’t matter. Driving a Jaguar XKR and S-type R and being welcomed
like conquering heroes by the townsfolk of Beaujeu was reward enough. In a
race for fun, everyone’s a winner.
Tooling up
Where? This year the Beaujolais Run started at the Goodwood
motor racing circuit in West Sussex and ended in Beaujeu, near Mâcon, in the
Beaujolais wine region in southeastern France
When? Mid-November, to arrive in Beaujeu in time for the
launch of the Beaujolais Nouveau wine on the final stroke of midnight before
the beginning of the third Thursday in November, when the new wine can
legally be sold
How far? The run is about 550 miles each way, although the
distance travelled depends largely on the navigator
How much? Teams of two (driver and navigator) pay £500 to
enter and are expected to raise at least double that for charity
How can I take part? Go to www.justgiving.com/beaujolaisrun
to apply for next year’s run, or see www.beaujolaisrun.com for more details
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