If you love cars you are up against a global conspiracy to destroy your spirit. You must rebel and you should buy the fastest and most beautiful car that falls into your grasp, says Jeremy Clarkson. Follow his definitive guide to the best and worst cars on the market today

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The only reason for having speed cameras is to save lives. Strangely, they don’t do that. Certainly that’s what we keep being told, but if you examine the figures this turns out to be nonsense as well, says Jeremy