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I’d much rather lose by a significant margin than almost win. Rather than tell people I didn’t win I would tell them I was almost last
Once you’re a celebrity there’s no job too small. You can hire someone to peel your bananas
Some American mothers are 'milk sharing'. The trend is like Facebook. But instead of photos, you’re sharing breasts
Apartment stalking is a little like deer stalking. Only instead of taking place in the woods, it takes place in Manhattan
When a man is in debt, he might as well tell women he works at an Anthrax factory
In London when someone says I’m a New Yorker they’re really saying I’m pushy, neurotic and high mainenance
Wouldn’t it be great if men came with operating instructions to maximise their performance and shelf life?
There are five words no woman wants to hear. Even worse than "I don’t love you any more."
What if there was a movie studio that only made movies with unhappy endings? How great would that be?
If I had had brain surgery performed while I was awake, I’d ask loads of questions. Starting with "How’s it look?"
Brothels appeal to men because it's sex with no strings attached. But for women, that’s not hard to find

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